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The Fairly Truthful Guide To Geordie
Written and illustrated by Gary Hogg
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Any 5 Greetings Cards
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Illustrated by Gary Hogg

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Fairly Truthful Tales
written by Gary Hogg
(Three different covers but it's the same book!)
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The Second Book
More Fairly Truthful Tales
(Two different covers but it's the same book!
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written by Gary Hogg
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Childrens Book
Ghostly Tales of Northumbria
Written by Davydd Chong
Illustrated by Gary Hogg
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The Cauld Lad of Hylton, Green Jane of Bamburgh,
The Grey Man of Bellister and many more
ghost stories from Northumbria
48 pages 194x175mm
With cartoon illustrations



'Made me laugh out loud while
driving down the M4.  Anything that can
do that must have a touch of genius'
Alan Plater
 

The First CD
Fairly Truthful Tales
written by Gary Hogg
Performed by Bernard Wrigley
(In Lancashire Dialect not Geordie!)
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'I love these monologues -
it's great to see another collection'
Peter Kay

The Second CD
Amblethwaite 'Appenings
Written by Gary Hogg
(In Lancashire Dialect not Geordie!)
Performed by Bernard Wrigley
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Over 90 pages of Funny  poems
Shorts For All Occasions
(Some adult humour!)

Written by Bernard Wrigley
Illustrated by Gary Hogg
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Over 180 funny one-verse poems
Shorts For All Occasions
(Some adult humour!)

Written by Bernard Wrigley
Illustrated by Gary Hogg
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Children's Activity Book
Written and Illustrated by Gary Hogg

Colouring - Wordsearches - Puzzles -
Interesting Facts - Mazes etc...
40 big 295x210mm pages

Featuring places to visit in Northumbria:
Beamish Museum, Alnwick Fair, Whitehouse Farm,
Holy Island, Leazes Park, The Hoppins and many more!

Great fun for days out or rainy days in!

£4.49 (£2.99 plus £1.50 postage and packaging please)

Fairly Truthful Tales CD 1

1. The Fire In Nan's Front Room
2. Edie's Last Ride
3. The Great Amblethwaite Cap Mystery
4. The Flight Of Oscar's Undies
5. The Bartholomew Family Photograph
6. Norman's Bull
7. The Day Tim Sykes Packed In Talking
8. Owt For A Duck?
9. The Mystery Of The Boating Lake Mermaid
10. The Secret Life Of Walter's Mittens
11. He Was Always Dead Clever, My Dad
12. Higgins The Vet
13. Dead Men Don't Wear 'erringbone


Titles in Book One

The Flight Of Oscar’s Undies
The Bartholomew Family Photograph
The Day That Tim Sykes Packed In Talking
The Angel Down The Allotment
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way From The Crem
The Mystery Of The Boating Lake Mermaid
Dead Men Don’t Wear Herringbone
Edie’s Last Ride
When You’ve Had Your Chips
A Job Well Done
The Secret Life Of Walter’s Mittens
A Pale Brew Yonder
It’s No Life Being Dead
Much Ado About Tadpoles
Saving For A Rainy Day
Where Seagulls Dare
If In Doubt Say Nowt
The Things In Granda’s Loft
Go On Benny, Brag About That!
Thank Heaven For Little Gulls
Amazing Gracie
The Night We Comforted Algernon Pratt
Bravetart 
Hey There, Geordie Gull!
The Great Amblethwaite Cap Mystery
Don’t Go Changing
The Graveyard Shift
The Fire In Nan’s Front Room
The Wild Look In Gladys’ Eyes
The Answer Lies In The Soil
Cissie Stobbs And The Census Man
Owt For A Duck?
Deaf Wish
Norman’s Bull
The Ninth Hole
He Was Always Dead Clever, Me Dad
The Plodgeborough And District Volunteer Fire Brigade
Twelve Days
Joey Ruddick’s Bad Foot
The Bethlehem Charabanc Trip

 


Amblethwaite Appenings CD2

1. Father Tralee And The Infernal Flame
2. Walter West And His Denture Adventure
3.The Warburtons' Disappearing Waistcoat
4. When You've Had Your Chips
5.The Night Dan Joblin Proposed
6.The Lion The Witch And The Warburtons
7. Don't Go Changing
8. The Pontificatin' Chauffeur
9. When Cyril Waggot Dropped Dead
For The First Time
10. Jacky The Night Watchman's Dog
11. An Elephant's Foot For The Hall
12. A Lesson For Mr Carson The Parson
13. Uriah Uses His Loaf
14. Jim And Maud's Separate Lives

Titles in Book Two

A Lesson For Mister Carson The Parson 
Mrs McKie And The Mysterious Lumps
Father Tralee And The Infernal Flame
Dave The Jackal 
The Day That Jim Biggins Got Conned 
When Cyril Dropped Dead For The First Time
The Warburtons’ Disappearing Waistcoat
Walter West And His Denture Adventure 
When Joe Gow Went To Hell By Mistake
Ruby Ruddick’s Bad Knees 
The Amazing Mahatma From Clegg Road 
An Elephant’s Foot For The Hall* 
The Lion, The Witch And The Warburtons
Dr McSweet And The Mysterious Noise
Re-incar-thingummybob 
Jim And Maud’s Separate Lives 
Half A Crown A Week* 

Jack And The Beansprouts 

 (Continued overleaf)
Joey Ruddick’s Bad Language 
The Pontificating Chauffer
Ethel And Charlie And Peg And Her Fred* 
Connie The Conductress* 
Jacky The Night-Watchman’s Dog 
Big Norm Gets Brought Down To Size
When Harry Met Bella
Uriah Uses His Loaf 
Ruby Ruddick’s Bad luck
Stan Brown Is So Cool!
The Night Dan Joblin Proposed
Isaiah O’Dwyer Retires 

The Amblethwaite Secret Allotment Society 

Wilfy Spode Looks For Summat To Eat 
A Monumental Cock-up  A Bridge Too Full* 
Amblethwaite Revisited

Uncle Bobby’s One Ton Pigeon 
Jack Peake Gets What’s Coming 
O Little Town Of Amblethwaite 
Wally Kerr And The Ghost Of Christmas Past 
The Plight Of The Phoenix* 
Titles marked* written by Gary Hogg & Stan Brown


















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