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GEORDIE GIFTS
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Gary Hogg
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8 Amberley Way, Blyth, Northumberland, NE24
3TA
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The new
Geordie CD- Available Now!!
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Packing
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Why Aye Man!
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Made
Exclusively for Toontoons
Designed by Gary Hogg
Embroidered Y I Man Baseball Cap
100% Cotton - one size fits all
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The Fairly Truthful Guide To Geordie
Written and illustrated by Gary Hogg
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A6 size cards with envelopes
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Any
5 Greetings Cards
Illustrated by Gary Hogg
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10 Greetings Cards
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Illustrated by Gary Hogg
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1st edition 2nd edition
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Fairly Truthful Tales
written by Gary Hogg
(Three different covers but it's the same book!)
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1st edition New
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The Second
Book
More Fairly Truthful Tales
(Two different covers but it's the same
book!
New edition available now)
written by Gary Hogg
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Childrens Book
Ghostly Tales of Northumbria
Written by Davydd Chong
Illustrated by Gary Hogg
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The Cauld Lad of Hylton, Green Jane of Bamburgh,
The Grey Man of Bellister and many more
ghost stories from Northumbria
48 pages 194x175mm
With cartoon illustrations
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'Why Aye Man' Hoodie
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'Why Aye Man' T Shirt
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'Are ye
clockin me darza new ganzie?'
(are you
admiring my lovely new T shirt?)
T Shirt
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Gary Hogg
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'Are ye
clockin me darza new ganzie?'
(are you
admiring my lovely new T shirt?)
T Shirt
Designed by
Gary Hogg
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Mind ye divvent slitter
Mind ye divvent slorp
Nee suppin oot the saucer
And mind ye divvent borp!
Mug designed by Gary Hogg
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'Why Aye
Man' Pinny
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'Why Aye
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Children's Activity Book
Written and Illustrated by Gary Hogg
Colouring -
Wordsearches - Puzzles -
Interesting Facts - Mazes etc...
40 big 295x210mm pages
Featuring places to visit in Northumbria:
Beamish Museum, Alnwick Fair, Whitehouse Farm,
Holy Island, Leazes Park, The Hoppins and many more!
Great fun for days out or rainy days in!
£4.49
(£2.99 plus £1.50
postage and packaging please)
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Lancashire Dialect!
'Made me laugh out loud while
driving down the M4. Anything that can
do that must have a touch of genius'
Alan Plater
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The First
CD
Fairly Truthful Tales
written by Gary Hogg
Performed by Bernard Wrigley
(In Lancashire Dialect not Geordie!)
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Lancashire Dialect!
'I love these monologues -
it's great to see another collection'
Peter Kay
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The Second
CD
Amblethwaite 'Appenings
Written by Gary Hogg
(In Lancashire Dialect not Geordie!)
Performed by Bernard Wrigley
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Fairly Truthful
Tales CD 1
1. The Fire
In Nan's Front Room
2. Edie's Last Ride
3. The Great Amblethwaite Cap Mystery
4. The Flight Of Oscar's Undies
5. The Bartholomew Family Photograph
6. Norman's Bull
7. The Day Tim Sykes Packed In Talking
8. Owt For A Duck?
9. The Mystery Of The Boating Lake Mermaid
10. The Secret Life Of Walter's Mittens
11. He Was Always Dead Clever, My Dad
12. Higgins The Vet
13. Dead Men Don't Wear 'erringbone
Titles in Book One
The Flight Of Oscar’s Undies
The Bartholomew Family Photograph
The Day That Tim Sykes Packed In Talking
The Angel Down The Allotment
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way From The Crem
The Mystery Of The Boating Lake Mermaid
Dead Men Don’t Wear Herringbone
Edie’s Last Ride
When You’ve Had Your Chips
A Job Well Done
The Secret Life Of Walter’s Mittens
A Pale Brew Yonder
It’s No Life Being Dead
Much Ado About Tadpoles
Saving For A Rainy Day
Where Seagulls Dare
If In Doubt Say Nowt
The Things In Granda’s Loft
Go On Benny, Brag About That!
Thank Heaven For Little Gulls
Amazing Gracie
The Night We Comforted Algernon Pratt
Bravetart
Hey There, Geordie Gull!
The Great Amblethwaite Cap Mystery
Don’t Go Changing
The Graveyard Shift
The Fire In Nan’s Front Room
The Wild Look In Gladys’ Eyes
The Answer Lies In The Soil
Cissie Stobbs And The Census Man
Owt For A Duck?
Deaf Wish
Norman’s Bull
The Ninth Hole
He Was Always Dead Clever, Me Dad
The Plodgeborough And District Volunteer Fire Brigade
Twelve Days
Joey Ruddick’s Bad Foot
The Bethlehem Charabanc Trip
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Amblethwaite Appenings CD2
1. Father
Tralee And The Infernal Flame
2. Walter West And His Denture Adventure
3.The Warburtons' Disappearing Waistcoat
4. When You've Had Your Chips
5.The Night Dan Joblin Proposed
6.The Lion The Witch And The Warburtons
7. Don't Go Changing
8. The Pontificatin' Chauffeur
9. When Cyril Waggot Dropped Dead
For The First Time
10. Jacky The Night Watchman's Dog
11. An Elephant's Foot For The Hall
12. A Lesson For Mr Carson The Parson
13. Uriah Uses His Loaf
14. Jim And Maud's Separate Lives
Titles in Book Two
A Lesson For Mister Carson
The Parson
Mrs McKie And The Mysterious Lumps
Father Tralee And The Infernal Flame
Dave The Jackal
The Day That Jim Biggins Got Conned
When Cyril Dropped Dead For The First Time
The Warburtons’ Disappearing Waistcoat
Walter West And His Denture Adventure
When Joe Gow Went To Hell By Mistake
Ruby Ruddick’s Bad Knees
The Amazing Mahatma From Clegg Road
An Elephant’s Foot For The Hall*
The Lion, The Witch And The Warburtons
Dr McSweet And The Mysterious Noise
Re-incar-thingummybob
Jim And Maud’s Separate Lives
Half A Crown A Week*
Jack And The Beansprouts
(Continued overleaf)
Joey Ruddick’s Bad Language
The Pontificating Chauffer
Ethel And Charlie And Peg And Her Fred*
Connie The Conductress*
Jacky The Night-Watchman’s Dog
Big Norm Gets Brought Down To Size
When Harry Met Bella
Uriah Uses His Loaf
Ruby Ruddick’s Bad luck
Stan Brown Is So Cool!
The Night Dan Joblin Proposed
Isaiah O’Dwyer Retires
The Amblethwaite Secret Allotment Society
Wilfy Spode Looks For Summat To Eat
A Monumental Cock-up A Bridge Too Full*
Amblethwaite Revisited
Uncle Bobby’s One Ton Pigeon
Jack Peake Gets What’s Coming
O Little Town Of Amblethwaite
Wally Kerr And The Ghost Of Christmas Past
The Plight Of The Phoenix*
Titles marked* written by Gary Hogg & Stan
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